Summer Pirates
Summer movies are a species of film all of their own. Heros running around, daredevil heroics, big explosions, love affairs, not too much to think about. The new Pirates movie fits the bill just fine by me, and then some. It seemed to be less silly than the last one, though Cap'n Sparrow's entrance wasn't even close to being as cool as the original. Johnny Depp gets very high marks for drunken pirate swaggering - "Why is there never any more rum?" He gets up, stumbles drunkenly, "Oh, that's why." Unfortunately, the silliest lines in the film go to Cap'n Sparrow along with the good ones. The whole island cannibals thing wasn't very good, and didn't advance the plot either. But it's forgivable, as the good parts of the film outweighed the bad.
This Pirates seemed a bit more adult-themed than the original, with a little kissing betwixt (hey, I'm writing about pirates, so a little 18th c. English is certainly allowed) Mr. D and hottie Kiera Knightly. And a few of the pirate deaths seemed much more violently graphic that the first film.
Pirates 2 leaves the door wide open for Pirates 3, which is the best news of the year for me. A whole new generation of pirate-loving children are being taught the proper moral values of piracy on the high seas, which bodes well for the future!! HAarrgh. A pirate's life for me!
This Pirates seemed a bit more adult-themed than the original, with a little kissing betwixt (hey, I'm writing about pirates, so a little 18th c. English is certainly allowed) Mr. D and hottie Kiera Knightly. And a few of the pirate deaths seemed much more violently graphic that the first film.
Pirates 2 leaves the door wide open for Pirates 3, which is the best news of the year for me. A whole new generation of pirate-loving children are being taught the proper moral values of piracy on the high seas, which bodes well for the future!! HAarrgh. A pirate's life for me!
